poopflow:

"why do you reblog your own posts"

because im thirsty for notes what the fuck does it look like

(via thehilariousblog)

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

leftmyarminmycoat:

dictatorofbutts:

I was at the zoo the other day and there was this fucking goose trying to act likE A FUCKING FLAMINGO

this made my day its so adorable

(Source: derekswinslow, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

(via marcelotd)

tribecalledrandom:

patrickandmarcus:

slay-z:

bruh…


like 3 months

the fuck….

tribecalledrandom:

patrickandmarcus:

slay-z:

bruh…

like 3 months

the fuck….

(Source: magnacarterholygrail, via thesoftghetto)

meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

image

(Source: wingsofbadass, via chocokelate)

paulyoptosaurus:

trying to put my bedsheets on by myself is like wrestling with satan

(Source: pau1y, via kanyewesticle)

humorous-blog:

mcdonalds just doesnt give a fuck anymore

humorous-blog:

mcdonalds just doesnt give a fuck anymore

(Source: officialfrenchtoast, via kanyewesticle)

sincerely-steeny:

galifianafuck:

when you write a sentence and it rhymes

image

why does the picture make perfect sense

(Source: a-sexxy-serial-killer, via chocokelate)

(Source: lukeshm, via chocokelate)

smashirwin:

What I Like About You, Jimmy Kimmel Live | July 24

that little strand of hair that’s sticking out is distracting me lol

(Source: flechter, via chocokelate)

markoruffalo:

Mutants. Since the discovery of their existence they have been regarded with fear, suspicion, often hatred. Across the planet, debate rages. Are mutants the next link in the evolutionary chain… or simply a new species of humanity fighting for their share of the world?

(via chocokelate)

5secondsofflannel:

lukes—tutu:

cuddlxirwin:

my dasboard did a thing and i’m not okay… AT ALL

OH MY GOD

5secondsofflannel:

lukes—tutu:

cuddlxirwin:

my dasboard did a thing and i’m not okay… AT ALL

OH MY GOD

(Source: dxmncal, via chocokelate)